The Saint in Miami s-22 Page 3
"We got rid of the name on the lifebelt," he said hesitantly. "If we all swore the submarine had swastikas on it, we might gum things up a bit."
"I had thought of that," said the Saint. "But I'm afraid you might gum them the wrong way. Your passport would be against you. There may have been some other lifebelt or another stray clue that we didn't pick up. Then we should just make matters worse. They could say we were just part of a clumsy plot to try and hand it on Hitler. It's too much risk to take . . . Besides which, it wouldn't help us at all with this Gilbeck-March palaver."
"You're still very sure that they're connected," said Patricia.
Simon swung the wheel again, and a quartering comber sped them through the inlet into the comparative quiet of Biscayne Bay.
I'm not quite sure," he said. "But I'm going to try and make sure tonight."
The plan had begun to shape itself almost subconsciously while they raced over the sea. The outlines of it were still loose and undefined, but the nucleus was more than enough. He knew now what he was going to do with the body of the youth that lay under Hoppy's elephantine brogues, and his forthright mind saw nothing ghoulish in the idea. The owner of the body could have no practical interest any longer in what happened to it: it was an article as impersonal as a leg of mutton, a piece of merchandise to be used in the most profitable way Simon could see. He knew that the idea that had come to him was crazy, but his best ideas had always been that way. There were immovable boundaries to the world of speculation and theory: beyond those frontiers there was no way to travel except by direct action. And the more straightforward and direct it was, the better he liked it He had never found any better place to meet trouble than halfway.
Close by the rocks of the County Causeway, bordering the ship channel, he slowed up the Meteor and began to edge her in to the treacherous bank.
"Pat, old darling," he said, "you and Peter are going ashore. Hoppy and I are going to pay a call on Comrade March."
She looked at him with troubled blue eyes.
"Why can't we all go?"
"Because we're too big a party for an expedition like this. And because somebody ought to be back at Gilbeck's to hold the fort in case anything turns up there. And lastly because if anything goes wrong, Hoppy and I might need an alibi. Get going, kids."
The Meteor delicately nosed the bank. Peter Quentin jumped out on to the rocks and helped Patricia to follow him. He looked back unwillingly.
"March's place is called Landmark Island," he said. "It's right next to where his yacht's anchored. The yacht is a big grey thing with one funnel, and it's called the March Hare. If you're not home in two hours we'll come look for you."
Simon waved his hand as the Meteor drifted away in the current Scarcely waiting till they were clear, he stole a notch or two out of the throttle and turned the sleek speedster away in a wide arc. A big passenger ship was crawling up the channel behind him, looming doubly large beside the speeding cars on the Causeway. It's whistle howled piercingly as they crossed under its bow; and the Saint smiled.
"Bellow your head off, brother," he said softly. "Maybe you're lucky you didn't sail two hours ago."
They headed down the bay at a moderate and inconspicuous pace that hardly raised the voice of the engine above a mutter; and Mr. Uniatz sat up on the narrow strip of deck behind the Saint and tried to bring the conversation back to fundamentals, "Boss," he said, "do we bump dis guy March?"
"That remains to be seen," Simon told him. "Meanwhile you can take the sack off that sailor."
Mr Uniatz clung with the pride of parenthood to his original idea.
"He's better in de sack, boss, when we t'row him in. I got it weighted down wit' some old iron I find in de garage."
"Take him out of the sack," Simon ordered. "You can throw the sack and the old iron in, but make sure he doesn't go with them."
He switched off the engine as Hoppy began moodily to obey. Ahead of them loomed the grey hull of the March Hare. Besides the riding lights, other subdued lights burned on her, illuminating her deck and superstructure with a friendly glow, and at the same time vouching for the fact that there were still people on board who might not be quite so friendly. But to Simon Templar that was merely an interesting detail.
The delight of his own audacity crept warmingly through his veins as the speedboat drifted silently towards the anchored yacht. The Meteor heeled slightly as Hoppy lowered the weighted sack into the bay.
"Now whadda we do?" asked Mr Uniatz hoarsely. "He ain't got nut'n on but his unnerwear."
Simon caught the anchor chain and made fast to it, steadying the Meteor with deft but heroic strength to ease her against the hull without a sound that might have attracted the attention of the crew. The moon was over the March Hare's stem, and it was dark at the bow. His job began to look almost easy.
''I'm going on board," he said. "You wait here. When I let down a rope to you, pass up the body."
He stretched his muscles experimentally, and felt under the cuff of his left sleeve to make sure that the ivory-hilted throwing knife which had pulled him out of so many tight corners nested there snugly in the sheath strapped to his forearm. Over his head, the anchor chain slanted steeply up to the March Hare's flaring prow. He gripped the Meteor's foredeck with soft-shod feet and jumped for the chain, and hung there above the rippling tide as the speedboat floated under him to the length or the painter. Then he went swarming up the chain with the soundless agility of a monkey.
He reached the hawsehole, and swung both legs up to it Manoeuvering himself gingerly, he was able to get the fingers of one hand over the edge of the deck planking near the bow. With a quick muscular twist he sent the other hand up to join it, and chinned himself cautiously.
With his eyes on a level with his hands, he discerned a deck hand in white ducks leaning over the rail on the opposite side of the bow. Simon lowered himself again, and began to work his way aft with infinite patience, suspended from the edge of the deck by nothing but the grasp of his bent fingers.
When he was almost amidships he chinned himself again. This time the forward end of the deckhouse secured him from the danger of being caught at a disadvantage if the man in white had happened to rum round, and there was no one else to be seen from that angle. He freed one hand and reached up for the lowest bar of the rail. In a few seconds more he was standing on the deck and melting into the nearest pool of shadow.
From the stem of the yacht, soft voices and the tinkle of ice in glasses mingled with the faint music of a low-tuned radio. Motionless against the side of the deckhouse, Simon listened for an envious moment, and discovered that his throat was parched from the salt air and the neat whisky he had swallowed. The melodious sounds of tiny icebergs in cold fluid were almost more than his resolution could resist; but he knew that those amenities had to wait He started back towards the bow with the flowing stealth of a cat.
The seaman at the rail had not moved, and did not move as Simon crept up to him on noiseless rubber soles. The Saint studdied his position scientifically, and tapped him on the shoulder.
The man spun round with a hiccup of startlement With his mouth hanging open, he had time to glimpse the sheen of a shaded deck light on crisp black hair, the chiselled leanness of devil-may-care lines of cheekbone and jaw, a pair of mocking blue eyes and a reckless mouth that completed the picture of a younger and streamlined reincarnation of the privateers who once knew those coasts as the Spanish Main. It was a face which by no stretch of imagination could have belonged to any ally of his, and the seaman knew it intuitively; but his reactions were much too slow. As he reached defensively for a belaying pin socketed in the rail near by, a fist that seemed to be travelling with the weight and velocity of a power-diving aeroplane struck him accurately on the point of the chin, which he had carefully placed in the exact position where Simon had planned for him to put it.
Simon caught him neatly as he fell.
An open hatch just forward of the deckhouse gave him a view dow
n a narrow companion into a lighted alleyway. Simon hitched the unconscious man on to his shoulder and carried him down.
The alley contained four doors labelled with neatly stencilled letters. The inscription on one door said STORES. Open, it revealed a dark locker which exhaled an odour of paint and tar. It took exactly three minutes to truss the victim, gag him with his own socks and handkerchief, and tuck him away inside. After which Simon examined the other resources of that very conveniently located storeroom.
He returned to the deck with a length of rope and a stout piece of wood slotted at each end, known to seafaring persons as a bosun's chair. He moved along the rail until he was directly over the Meteor, rigged the chair, and lowered it over the side.
A jacketed steward came out on deck amidships, carrying a tray, and turned aft. Simon crouched like a statue by the rail and watched him go. The steward had not even glanced in that direction when he emerged; but there was some slight difficulty in judging how long he would be gone, and on the return trip he could hardly help noticing Simon's operations at the bow.
Hoppy gave a couple of tugs at the rope to signal that the cargo was ready to load.
There was still no sign of the steward returning.
"Well," said the Saint, to his guardian angel, "We've got to take a chance some time."
He took a fresh grip on the rope and began to haul. The burden swung free at first, then bumped dully against the side as it came higher. The Saint threw all the supple power of his back and shoulders into the task of speeding its ascent, while he breathed a prayer that no member of the crew had been in a position to notice the thud and scrape of its contact. After what seemed like a year the lolling head of the body came in sight above the edge of the deck.
And then the Saint's tautly vigilant ears caught the scuff of the steward's returning footsteps.
Holding tightly to the rope, Simon stepped rapidly backwards until the deckhouse concealed him. There he fastened the rope to a handy stanchion with a couple of quick half-hitches.
The steward's footsteps pattered along the deck, slackened hesitantly, and shuffled to a dubious stop. The Saint held his breath. If the steward raised an alarm from where he stood, he might as well take a running dive over the side and hope for the best . . . But the steward's nerves where under phlegmatically good control. His footsteps picked up again, approaching stolidly, as he came on forward to investigate for himself.
Which was an unfortunate error of judgment on his part.
He came past the corner of the deckhouse into Simon's field of vision and stood still, looking down movelessly at the lifeless head of the boy dangling against the bottom of the rail. And Simon stepped up behind him like a phantom and enclosed his neck in the crook of an arm that was no more ghostly than a steel hawser . . .
The steward became gradually limp, carrying his perplexity with him into the land of dreams; and Simon picked him up and transported him over the same route that he had taken with the deck hand. He also treated him in exactly the same way, binding and gagging him and pouring him into the store locker with his still sleeping fellow crewman. The only distinction he made was to remove the steward's trim white jacket first. The Saint's humanitarian instincts made him reflect that the atmosphere of the store room might grow warmer later with its increasing population; and furthermore another use for that article of clothing was beginning to suggest itself to him.
It was a little short in the sleeves, but otherwise it fitted him fairly well, he decided as he shrugged himself into it on his way back to the deck.
He had an instant of alarm when he returned towards the dangling body and saw a ham-sized hand groping with very lifelike activity above the level of the deck. A moment later he had identified it. He grasped it, and assisted the perspiring Mr Uniatz to heave himself over the rail.
"I ought to push you back into the drink," he said severely. "I thought I told you to wait in the boat."
"De stiff stops goin' up," explained Hoppy, "so I t'ought dey mighta gotcha. Anyhow, dey ain't no more drink. I finish de udder bottle while I'm waitin'." He became aware of the uniform jacket which was now buttoned tightly over the Saint's torso, and stared at it with dawning comprehension. "I get it, boss," he said. "We're gonna raid de bar an' get some more."
He beamed at the prospect like an ecstatic votary at the gates of Paradise. Simon Templar had long been aware of the fact that Mr Uniatz's nebulous notions of an ideal after life were composed of something like floating out through eternity in an illimitable sea of celestial alcohol; but for once the condition of his own palate left him without the heart to crush the manifestations of that dream.
"I've heard you bring up a lot of worse ideas, Hoppy," he admitted. "But first of all we'd better finish lugging in the stiff, before somebody else comes along."
A brisk exploration along the starboard side disclosed that the door from which the steward had emerged gave into an alley athwartships from which a lounge opened forward, a dining saloon aft, and a broad stairway descended to the accommodations provided for the owner and his guests. Simon stood at the head of the staircase and listened. No sound came from below. While he stood there, Hoppy Uniatz caught up with him, with the body draped over one herculean shoulder.
Simon beckoned him on.
"We'll take him below," he said in a low voice. "Stay far enough behind me so that if anything blows up you'll be in the clear."
He stepped quietly down to the bottom and inspected the broad alleyway in which he found himself. He felt no particular anxiety at that point. Randolph March would have no reason to suspect that his yacht was in the hands of a boarding party. From the sounds Simon had heard on deck, Mr March was probably engrossed in a pleasant tete-a-tete which would effectively distract his attention from all such ideas. And all the crew who had not gone ashore were probably asleep, except the watchman who had already been disposed of, and the steward detailed to attend to Mr March's alcoholic requirements, who had encountered a similar doom but who could at a suitable moment be interestingly replaced . . .
The elements of the idea took firmer hold on his imagination as he tiptoed over the carpet. His shoes sank two inches into the resilient pile. He reached the door of a stateroom, listened for a moment, and opened it A pencil flashlight from his hip pocket discovered sycamore panelling and the silken covers or a double bed.
"This'll do, Hoppy," he said, and stood aside while Mr Uniatz brought his burden in.
He closed the door and switched on the lights.
"Put him in the bed and tuck him in," he said. "He deserves a bit of comfort now."
Hairbrushes and other personal toilet gadgets on the dressing-table suggested that the cabin might be in current occupation. Simon looked through a couple of drawers, and found a suit of rainbow silk pyjamas. He threw them on the bed as Hoppy pulled down the covers.
"Fix him up nicely," he said. "He's a guest of the management . . ." Another thought crossed his mind, and he went on speaking more to himself than to any audience. "Maybe he's been here before. And I wonder what he was then . . ."
He stood guard by the door while Hoppy carried out his commission, kindling a cigarette and keeping one ear alertly cocked for any sound of human movement in the alleyway outside. But there was none. So far, the adventure couldn't have gone more smoothly if it had been mounted on roller bearings. He began to feel a glutinous and godless exhilaration rising within him. There was no longer any doubt in his head that this was going to be one of his better evenings . . .
Hoppy Uniatz finished his task, and turned towards him with file air of a man who, having accomplished a worthy but tiresome duty, feels himself entitled to return to more important and more satisfying projects.
"Now, boss," said Mr Uniatz, "do we take de bar?"
The Saint nibbed his hands gently together.
"You are a single-minded man devoted to the life of action, Hoppy," he remarked. "But there are times when the wisdom of the ages speaks through y
our rosebud lips. I think we will take the bar.
The steward had come out on to the deck from the central alleyway. Returning to the head of the stairway, Simon considered the dining saloon which faced him. It seemed the most likely turning point in the trail; and he was not mistaken. When he went in, he found a very artistic glass and chromium bar set back in an alcove half the width of the deckhouse, the other half probably being taken up by the galley.
"Dis is it," said Mr Uniatz complacently. "What kind of Scotch have dey got?"
"Control yourself," said the Saint sternly. "It's that selfish attitude of yours, Hoppy, which is so discouraging to anyone who is trying to improve your character. Let us try to think first of others, as the good books tell us. We were obliged to remove Mr March's steward. Mr March, by this time, is probably getting quite impatient for his next round of drinks. Clearly it's our duty to substitute our services for this incapacitated factotum and see that he gets his gargle."
He investigated the selection of supplies with a critical eye, secure in the spell of silence which was guaranteed by Mr Uniatz's anguished efforts to interpret his last speech into words of one syllable. Finally he fixed his choice on a row of bottles whose labels met with his approval, and set them up on a tray. A pair of silver ice-buckets from the back of the bar were indispensable accessories, and a built-in refrigerator provided plentiful supplies of ice.
"Let's go," said the Saint.
He moved out on to the deck with his accumulation of booty. He no longer felt that there was any call for stealth. Quite boldly and carelessly he walked aft and came around the end of the deckhouse to an open verandah sheltered by white canvas awnings.
Randolph March was there-Simon recognised him at once from pictures he had seen in the tabloids. The pictures had not shown the colouring of the round pink face and straight fair hair, but they had possibly overemphasised the marks of premature dissipation under the eyes and the essential weakness of the mouth and chin. From the deck chair beside him, a girl with red hair and big violet eyes also looked up with a revelation of complete physical beauty that made Simon's sensitive heart lose its regular rhythm for an instant. She had been listening to something that March had been telling her when Simon came into sight, with an expression of rapt adoration to which any heir to the March millions could legitimately have been held entitled; but a lingering trace of the same expression still clung to her features as she turned, and was responsible for an intervening moment of speechlessness before the Saint could recapture his voice.